A ventriloquist was performing his routine one evening, and he happen to switch over to Blond jokes. A very pretty blond near the front gets up, and starts to complain about how this guy can mouth off about blonds like this, and how he is stereotyping blonds, giving them all a bad name.
The ventriloquist starts to explain that he meant no harm... it was all in good fun and that she should not take it personally. However, before he gets more than a few word out..... the blond yells:
SHUT UP.... I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.... I'M TALKING TO THE LITTLE IDIOT ON YOUR LAP.

